A Farewell to Crybaby John

The October 2015 Douchey McDouche Bag Award Every month we work to recount the lamest of the lame, the douchiest of the douchey, but in the year of 2015, mass shootings by lone gunmen and terrorists...
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Dispatches from the Bubble

The March 2015 Douchey McDouche Bag Award In March 2015 there were so  many people who deserved to be  called a douche bag that it  actually got a little crowded at  the top. We had state...
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Here Comes the Judge!

Historic Political Douchery And Activism in the Courts The February 2015 Douchey McDouche Bag Award As the year began and the sun rose on the un-official start of the “Silly Season,” there...
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Iraq 2014 – Reasons to Be Douchey – Part 3

The June 2014 Douchey McDouche Bag Award   First there was Desert Shield – (circa 1991). Then there was Iraqi Freedom – (circa 2003). But in June 2014, when Islamic fundamentalists joined...
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Russia is Too Sexy For Its Shirt Annexes The Ukraine

 The March 2014 Douchey McDouche Bag Award For the March 2014 Douchey McDouche Bag Award we jetted all the way across the world to the former Soviet Union to search for our prize winner. To identify...
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ROLLOUT THE DOUCHE BAG – THE IMPLEMENTATION OF OBAMACARE

The October 2013 Douchey McDouche Bag Award Since we began handing out our award, more than two years ago, it is probably more of a miracle that our vinegar and water prize hasn’t ended up in...
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WHEN THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN YOU JUST KNOW A DOUCHE BAG IS TO BLAME

The September 2013 Douchey McDouche Bag Award What do you call a bunch of politicians who gleefully hold their country’s government services hostage in an effort to disrupt a law that would benefit...
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