Channel: The Douchey McDouche Bag Award

Every month we select the Douchey-est Douche Bag in the public eye.

Russia is Too Sexy For Its Shirt Annexes The Ukraine

 The March 2014 Douchey McDouche Bag Award For the March 2014 Douchey McDouche Bag Award we jetted all the way across the world to the former Soviet Union to search for our prize winner. To identify...
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You Talkin’ To Me?

The 2014 February Douchey McDouche Bag Award Tales of the Gun – Part 2 Aaah – sweet, sweet February. For our monthly vaginal cleansing, we didn’t have to move far. In fact, in what...
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Killing ‘Em Softly With His Gun?

The January 2014 Douchey McDouche Bag Award Tales of the Gun  – Part 1 What do you call an old, crotchety man who blows a fellow movie goer away for texting? While you may call him “Pop...
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LEGALLY DOUCHEY

2013 Douchey McDouche Bag of the Year When I pondered naming our Douche Bag of the Year for 2013, the choice wasn’t so clear. We’d had quite an interesting rogue’s gallery of douche...
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ROLLOUT THE DOUCHE BAG – THE IMPLEMENTATION OF OBAMACARE

The October 2013 Douchey McDouche Bag Award Since we began handing out our award, more than two years ago, it is probably more of a miracle that our vinegar and water prize hasn’t ended up in...
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WHEN THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN YOU JUST KNOW A DOUCHE BAG IS TO BLAME

The September 2013 Douchey McDouche Bag Award What do you call a bunch of politicians who gleefully hold their country’s government services hostage in an effort to disrupt a law that would benefit...
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Killing Your Countrymen Can Syri-ously Be A Gas

The August 2013 Douchey McDouche Bag Award August 2013 began in a rather mundane way, but as the month ground-on the douchiness became so profound that it was damn near historic. We had the normal proliferation...
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The Whole System Needs a Douche!

The July 2013 Douchey McDouche Bag Award In July 2013, when a jury of six found trigger happy, neighborhood watch captain George Zimmerman, not guilty of murder in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin,...
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